| 10. | No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening.. |
| 9. | Living on Earth may be expensive.But it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.. |
| 8. | Your future depends on your dreams.So go to sleep! |
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| 7. | Alcohol Kills Slowly!So what? Who´s in a hurry? |
| 6. | Love is photogenic.It needs darkness to develop. |
| 5. | Can you do anything that other people can´t?Sure, I can read my handwriting. |
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| 4. | My father is so old that when he was in school,history was called current affairs. |
| 3. | Divorce has become so common,that my wife and I are staying married just to be different. |
| 2. | Work fascinates me,I can look at it for hours! |
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| 1. | A good discussion is like a miniskirt;Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject. |
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