| 10. | Play with the automatic doors. |
| 9. | Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are
taking it for a test drive. |
| 8. | While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!" |
| 7. | Put M&M's on layaway. |
| 6. | Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. |
| 5. | Test the brushes and combs in cosmetics. |
| 4. | Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples) |
| 3. | Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from
other aisles. |
| 2. | Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. |
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| 1. | Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. |
