9. If you have more friends on the Internet than in real life

8. If you spend more on your home computer than your car

7. If you rotate your screen savers more frequently than your automobile tires

6. If you can remember 7 computer passwords but not your anniversary

5. If you introduce your wife as: mylady@home.site

4. If your wife sends you an email when dinner is ready

3. If you think your computer looks better without the cover

2. If your 4 basic food groups are: 1. Caffeine 2. Fat 3. Sugar 4. Chocolate

1. If the only jokes you hear are through e-mail or internet.