i work for a company called AMI .. i wrote this for my
office .. thought it applies to everyone around .. 
hence this posting

Once upon a time in the future …
So the story goes … of a software engineer

On one fine day, he left all his teammates
And found his way to heaven's holy gates

Proudly went to god with a contended sigh
Presented himself - "engineer from AMI"

Bored to death, god rang the bell
Ordered to quickly pack him off to hell

Our man, shocked at this twist in his story
For he was so sure of his eternal glory

Thought, "ah .. errors are common everywhere
Or probably there's a bug in lord's software !"

"My lord, heaven is where I ought to stay
If you have doubt, let me read out my resumé

I wrote drivers, I programmed chipsets
It is due to me that sun rises and moon sets

I worked on UNIX, played with windows
Lifted this world out of dark shadows"

"Oh yeah?!! .. now let me list out your sins as well"
God shouted, ".. and why you deserve worse than hell

You used your printer at the touch of a key
Like a gadget in the hands of a monkey

You wasted tons of paper, with junk printed in
Crumpled it and casually dumped in the waste paper bin

It is you who put this world in great danger
By killing trees with careless flick of a finger

Hell is nothing, I will punish you much harder
You shall be born again a hundred years later

So our man came back to earth, hoping to live well,
Next moment, he started praying to go back to hell

His eyes started burning, lungs were on fire
Had to wear a mask, for there wasn't any clean air

Wherever he walked, horrid, retched foul smell hit
Since there wasn't any toilet paper for people to wipe their ****

And so the story went on .. into the future
Be ware, it could very well be you, he or her

So guys, learn the moral and make this world safer
Or else I will be sent into future for wasting these few sheets of paper