| 10. | She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband.Marry her before she finds one |
| 9. | Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with;only marry someone that you cannot live without. |
| 8. | Behind every successful person stands a woman.And behind her stands his wife. |
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| 7. | Many a woman owes her success to her first husband;and her second husband to her success. |
| 6. | A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.A successful woman is one who can make more money than such a man. |
| 5. | Marriage is a three ring circus:engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. |
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| 4. | I had some words with my wife,and she had some paragraphs with me. |
| 3. | Marriage is when a man and woman become as one;the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. |
| 2. | If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. |
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| 1. | If a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him. |