| 10. | New seats would require everyone to have the same size butt. |
| 9. | We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas(tm). |
| 8. | The U.S. government would be GETTING subsidies from an automaker. |
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| 7. | The oil, alternator, gas, and engine warning lights would be replaced by a single "General Protection Car Fault" warning light. |
| 6. | People would get excited about the new features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely (actually ignoring) that they had been available in other brands for years. |
| 5. | Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was solar-powered, twice as reliable, five times as fast, but would only run on 5% of the roads. |
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| 4. | You would constantly be pressured to upgrade your car. |
| 3. | You could only have one person in your car at a time, unless you bought Car-NT or Car-2000; but then you'd have to buy more seats. |
| 2. | Occasionally, your car would just die for no reason, and you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this as normal. |
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| 1. | Every time the lines on the road were repainted, you'd have to buy a new car. |
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