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Signs that you would not go back to India
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| 10. | If you've got into the habit of striking a conversation, beginning with "Nice weather, Hahn!" |
| 9. | If your toddler son starts addressing you as "Dud", instead of "Dad". |
| 8. | During your last trip to India, if you spend more time on W/C than on your reserved seat, while traveling in train. |
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| 7. | If you actually start washing that deep-fry pan, after preparing Vadas and Pakoras. |
| 6. | If you start liking Broccoli. |
| 5. | If you start finding cricket as a 'boring' game but don't mind watching Baseball or Football on TV. |
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| 4. | If you have developed a liking for free style wrestling and have become a fan of Hulk Hogan. |
| 3. | If your freezer is full of packaged food. |
| 2. | If the first sentence that comes out of your mouth, after opening a Christmas gift, is "Thanks a lot, This is exactly what I was looking for and actually planning to buy." |
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| 1. | If you start saying "interesting" for something which you actually think is "weird". |