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10."As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
9."What I need is a list of specific unknown problems we will encounter."
8."E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for company business."
7."This project is so important, we can't let things that are more important interfere with it."
6."Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule. No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them."
5."Company is endeavorily determined to promote constant attention on current procedures of transacting business focusing emphasis on innovative ways to better, if not supersede, the expectations of quality!"
4."This is to inform you that a memo will be issued today regarding the subject mentioned above."
3."We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees."
2."If you are planning to call in sick, please let me know at least a week in advance."

1."Teamwork is a lot of people doing exactly what I say."

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