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10."I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love.After having met you, I've changed my mind."
9."Congratulations on your promotion.Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably be needing it again."
8."Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.Did you ever find out who the father was?"
7."Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."
6."As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me."
5."I must admit, you brought religion in my life.I never believed in Hell until I met you."
4."Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the heck was I thinking?"
3."Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."
2."How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?"
1."I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here."

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