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  US Newspapers and their Audience   

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10.The Wall Street Journal is read by the people who run the country.
9.The New York Times is read by people who think they run the country.
8.The Washington Post is read by people who think they should run the country.
7.USA Today is read by people who think they ought to run the country but donīt really understand the Washington Post. They do, however, like their smog statistics shown in pie charts.
6.The Los Angeles Times is read by people who wouldnīt mind running the country, if they could spare the time, and if they didnīt have to leave L.A. to do it.
5.The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents used to run the country and they did a far superior job of it, thank you very much.
4.The New York Daily News is read by people who arenīt too sure whoīs running the country, and donīt really care as long as they can get a seat on the train.
3.The New York Post is read by people who donīt care whoīs running the country either, as long as they do something really scandalous, preferably while intoxicated.
2.The Miami Herald is read by people who are running another country, but need the baseball scores.

1.The National Enquirer is read by people trapped in line at the grocery store.

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