Today's Top-10 If Indian Politicians had Two Cows Email this page
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10.Mahatma Gandhi: You have two cows. But you drink goatīs milk.
9.Indira Gandhi: You have two bulls. You adamantly consider them as cows.
8.Rajiv Gandhi: You have two cows. You paint them both to get colourful milk.
7.Sanjay Gandhi: Others have bulls. Sterilize them by force.
6.Vajpayee: You have two cows. You distribute the milk among your partners and eat cattlefeed.
5.Advani: You have two cows. You dont milk them; worship them.
4.Chandrababu: You have two cows in Vijayawada. You hook them to internet and milk them from Hyderabad.
3.Jayalalitha: You have two cows. You teach them to cry, "Ammaaa..." and fall at your feet.
2.Laloo: You have two cows. You buy Rs. 900 Crore worth of cattlefeed for them.
1.Rajnikant: You have two cows. You throw them into air and catch their milk in your mouth.

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