|
Alternate Definitions for Common Words
|
| 10. | Coffee - a person who is coughed upon. |
| 9. | Pokemon - a Jamaican detective. |
| 8. | Paradigms - twenty cents. |
|
|
| 7. | Consequence - a line-up of criminals. |
| 6. | Lymph - to walk with a lisp. |
| 5. | Flabbergasted - apalled over how much weight you have gained. |
|
|
| 4. | Baguette - a small, unattractive woman. |
| 3. | Absolution - a cream for abdomen. |
| 2. | Circumvent - the opening in the front of boxer shorts. |
|
|
| 1. | Negligent - describing a condition in which you absent-mindedly open the door in your nightie. |
Email this page
Print this page