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10.Men donīt care whatīs on TV. They only care what *else* is on TV.
9.Never trust a man who says heīs single, then picks you up in a Volvo with a child seat in the back.
8.Behind every great woman is a man telling her sheīs ignoring him!
7.If men read Playboy for the articles... Then women go to malls for the music.
6.Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle!
5.The best way to ensure that a man remembers your anniversary is to marry him on his birthday!
4.If men are so competent, how come you always see signs reading "DANGER - MEN WORKING"?
3.The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest that heīs too old for it!
2.Single men in their 40īs often have a problem finding women at their level of maturity. Thatīs why they date girls half their age.

1.Men are like Parking Spots. All the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.

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