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Why did the chicken cross the road?
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| 10. | KINDERGARTEN TEACHER: To get to the other side. |
| 9. | PLATO: For the greater good. |
| 8. | ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross roads. |
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| 7. | KARL MARX: It was a historical inevitability. |
| 6. | FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity. |
| 5. | DARWIN: Chickens, over great periods of time, have been naturally selected in such a way that they are now genetically disposed to cross roads. |
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| 4. | EINSTEIN: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference. |
| 3. | BILL GATES: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. |
| 2. | RONALD REAGAN: I forget. |
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| 1. | ARTHUR ANDERSEN CONSULTANT: Deregulation of the chickenīs side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. |
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