| 10. | APPLE: Nutritious lunch time dessert which children will trade for cupcakes. |
| 9. | JUNK: Dadīs stuff. |
| 8. | MILK: A healthful beverage which kids will gladly drink once itīs turned into junk food by the addition of sugar and cocoa. |
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| 7. | PIANO: A large, expensive musical instrument which, after thousands of dollars worth of lessons and constant harping by Mom, kids will refuse to play in front of company. |
| 6. | REFRIGERATOR: Combination art gallery and air-conditioner for the kitchen. |
| 5. | SPIT: All-purpose cleaning fluid especially good on kidsī faces. |
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| 4. | VACATION: Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to find it there, too. |
| 3. | WALLS: Complete set of drawing paper for kids that comes with every room. |
| 2. | "YIPPEE!": What Mom would jump up and shout if the school year was changed to 12 months. |
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| 1. | ZILLION: Amount of times Mom must have gone to the supermarket already this week. |
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