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10.APPLE: Nutritious lunch time dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.
9.JUNK: Dadīs stuff.
8.MILK: A healthful beverage which kids will gladly drink once itīs turned into junk food by the addition of sugar and cocoa.
7.PIANO: A large, expensive musical instrument which, after thousands of dollars worth of lessons and constant harping by Mom, kids will refuse to play in front of company.
6.REFRIGERATOR: Combination art gallery and air-conditioner for the kitchen.
5.SPIT: All-purpose cleaning fluid especially good on kidsī faces.
4.VACATION: Where you take the family to get away from it all, only to find it there, too.
3.WALLS: Complete set of drawing paper for kids that comes with every room.
2."YIPPEE!": What Mom would jump up and shout if the school year was changed to 12 months.
1.ZILLION: Amount of times Mom must have gone to the supermarket already this week.

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