| 10. | I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. |
| 9. | I pretend to work.
They pretend to pay me. |
| 8. | I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. |
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| 7. | Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. |
| 6. | See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil. |
| 5. | Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. |
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| 4. | You!... Off my planet! |
| 3. | Suburbs: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them. |
| 2. | Life is a bitch!
And, then you die! |
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| 1. | Life is a bitch!
And, then you marry one! |