| 10. | If money could talk it would say,good bye |
| 9. | dear lord,if you can't make me skinny, make my friends fat |
| 8. | Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made |
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| 7. | The first sign of a nervous breakdown is when you start thinking your work is terribly important |
| 6. | One thing you canīt recycle is wasted time. |
| 5. | If you think nobody cares if youīre alive, try missing a couple of credit card payments |
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| 4. | It doesnīt matter whether you win or lose -- until you lose |
| 3. | Donīt walk behind me I may fart. Donīt walk in front of me, I might kick you. Carry me on your shoulders, Iīm lazy. |
| 2. | Iīm so far behind I think Iīm first |
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| 1. | Be nice to your kids, they will chose your nursing home. |
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