| 10. | The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.
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| 9. | Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs. |
| 8. | The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. |
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| 7. | A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.
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| 6. | Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many people a company can operate without. |
| 5. | Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else? |
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| 4. | There are no new sins. The old ones just get more publicity. |
| 3. | No one ever says "It's only a
game" when their team is winning.
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| 2. | How come it takes so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night? |
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| 1. | How come parents are so eager to teach their newborn how to walk and talk, but in a few years they behave opposite - "Shut Up" and "You are Grounded" |
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