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  English Signs at International Hotels  

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10.In a Tokyo hotel:
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing is please not to read notis.
9.In a Bucharest hotel elevator:
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
8.In a Belgrade hotel elevator:
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
7.In an Acapulco hotel:
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
6.In a Paris hotel:
Please leave your values at the front desk.
5.In a hotel in Athens:
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
4.In a Yugoslavian hotel:
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
3.In a Japanese hotel:
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
2.In a Zurich hotel:
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.

1.In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from Russian Orthodox monastery:
You are welcome to visit the cemetary where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.

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