| 10. | Car mechanics tell you the truth. |
| 9. | You can be President. |
| 8. | You can never be pregnant. |
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| 7. | You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park. |
| 6. | You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. |
| 5. | The world is your urinal. |
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| 4. | A five-day holiday requires only one suitcase. |
| 3. | The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. |
| 2. | One wallet and one pair of shoes - one color for all seasons. |
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| 1. | People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them. |
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