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Signs of a Cheap Health Care Plan
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| 10. | Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park" |
| 9. | Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters. |
| 8. | The tongue depressors taste faintly of
Fudgesicles |
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| 7. | The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from Roto-Rooter |
| 6. | Your primary care physician is wearing the pants you gave to Goodwill last month |
| 5. | "The patient is responsible for 200% of
out-of-network charges" is not a typographical error |
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| 4. | The only expense covered 100% is "embalming" |
| 3. | Your Prozac comes in different colors with little M's on them |
| 2. | The only item listed under Preventative Care Coverage is "an apple a day" |
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| 1. | You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle stick and duct tape! |
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